can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
"I’m seriously going to be that crazy lady that’s still showing up to set like ‘AAAhh Where’s Josh!?’"
nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location
"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"
"why is all this ammo here"
"where did all the enemies go"
"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it."
"The music stopped suddenly."
"No, there it is."
"….That’s an awful lot of bass."
Aaron Paul just liked this picture on Instagram. Goodbye.
Don’t psychoanalyze me. You won’t like me when I’m psychoanalyzed.
………I dunno….I imagine these things just suddenly cling to you when you get off the plane in Australia…Then they vomit spiders on you and you’re eaten by a shark.